wtf is eurovision
when europe goes to war for a day with shitty pop songs as their weapons
i thought it was the hunger games with talent
what talent
Tonight there are two sides on tumblr: Europe and the rest of the world
Getting through Eurovision night without losing any followers is the biggest accomplishment one can make on Tumblr.
Reminder that this was Russia’s entry last year.
Bring them back, I say.
what the fuck is eurovision
well, once a year, the whole of europe joins together in harmony to sing songs. we give each other points to show how much we appreciate each other and it’s pretty cool because it’s a short couple of hours where nobody cares if we hate each other because we’re all singing and we can just laugh and dance.
that sounds so nice maybe america is so mad and fat because we dont have amerivision
so basically we hate eurovision but we watch it anyway
there’s a thin line between word and world
get out

So this just happened
chances of me being able to function today after seeing this = zero.
- A Kiki is a party for calming all your nerves
- A scrub is a guy who thinks he’s fly, and he’s also known as a buster
- A diva is a female version of a hustler